if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
“according to greek mythology, Humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves”
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE
ATTRACTIVE
YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom
Two different types of people in this world
